Grey scale graphics
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "CUTOUTS" as a team
name.
Parappa mode
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "GANGSTAARS" as a team
name.
Big head mode
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "TOP HATS" as a team
name.
Beach ball mode
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "FUN INT SUN" as a team
name.
Headless mode
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "CHICKENS" as a team
name.
Small players
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "DOWN HERE" as a team
name.
Large players
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "BIG DADDIES" as a team
name.
Scousers
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "CALM DOWN" as a team
name.
All Premiership teams
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "PREM CLUBS" as a team
name.
All joke teams
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter "TFF TEAMS" as a team
name.
Bonus teams
Select the "Editor" option from the main
menu. Choose a custom team and enter one of the following team
names. Exit to place the corresponding team in the AS3 selection.
| Team | Team name |
| Actua Soccer Web | SPIT N SPIN |
| Arsenal 70 - 90 | TEA TOTAL |
| Arsenal Ladies | LONDON GIRLS |
| Blackburn 94 - 95 | SHEAR CLASS |
| Boat Racers | TFF HOBBY |
| Boro 44 - 99 | EMMERSONS WOE |
| Busty Babes | SIR MATT |
| Charlton 44 - 99 | VALLEY BOYS |
| Chelsea 44 - 99 | FOREIGN LEGION |
| Coventry 44 - 99 | LADY GODIVA |
| Cyborg Rovers | METAL HEADS |
| Cyborg Rovers | METAL HEADS |
| Derby 44 - 99 | RAM RAINDERS |
| Dick's Pick N Mix | CANDY MAN |
| Doncaster Rovers | SHAME |
| Dons 44 - 99 | FASH THE CASH |
| Dons Star | FLASH THE CHASH |
| Duds Spuds | SHUT IT |
| Everton 44 - 99 | DUNCNDISORDER |
| FC Gremlin | I MADE THIS |
| Fighting Forth | FLAGSTONING |
| Five Nations | RULE BRITTANIA |
| Food Group | BINMAN |
| Food Group | BIN MAN |
| Forrest 44 - 99 | MEN IN TIGHTS |
| Greenhouse Test | OZONE LAYER |
| Gremlin Staff 1 | WIDE BOYS |
| Gremlin Staff 2 | DOUBLE TROUBLE |
| Heavenley HTFC | LEE THE PIG |
| Ipswich 44- 99 | BALD FRITZ |
| Ledbury FC | SINK OR SWIM |
| Leeds 44 - 99 | BREMNERS BOOTS |
| Leicester 44 - 99 | FRUIT N VEG |
| Liverpool 77 - 99 | SCOUSE PERMS |
| Maddness Friday | IMPOSSIBILITY |
| Newcastle 44 - 99 | DOWN THE TOON |
| Pattis Shandi Men | CPU SPUD |
| Rushden | NICE GEM |
| Scousers | LETS NOT PLAY |
| Shearer XXX | SEXY FOOTBALL |
| Skellington Utd | GRIM REAPER |
| Soton 44 - 99 | DELL BOYS |
| Spurs 44 - 99 | DIAMOND LIGHTS |
| The Hard Men | SHADWELL TOWN |
| Top 50 Babes 1 | YES PLEASE |
| Top 5o Babes 2 | NO THANKS |
| Villa 44 - 99 | BIT OF CLARET |
| Virtual Blades | CHIP BUTTY |
| Wednesday 44 - 99 | BARMY ARMY |
| West Ham 44 - 99 | WRIGHT BUY |
| Wigan 78 - 98 | EGG CHASERS |