Skip introduction sequence
Press Reset as soon as the Nintendo 64 is tunred on.
Press [Start] when Conker cuts the Nintendo 64 logo to advance
to the starting menu.
Flip to ground without getting hurt
In the multi-player "Total War" level, take
the Katana and press [B]. Go up to the lookout point, then
jump off the edge. Your character will do flips all the way to
the ground, and you will land without getting hurt.
Reload faster
Get to the point were you have to reload, press [B],
then quickly press [B] again and shoot until you have to
reload. Repeat this as many times as needed to reload.
Shoot Tommy gun straight
Rapidly tap [Z] and it should shoot straight.
See Banjo's head
Turn to the options screen in "Cock and Plunker".
Look above the fireplace to see Banjo's head.
See Kazooie's head
Go to the chapter selection screen and play any level.
Before the level starts, you will be able to see Kazooie's head
on the umbrella-like object when the screen fades.
See Conker playing "Killer Instinct""
"Let Conker stand without doing anything until he
pulls out a Game Boy. Press [R] to go into first person mode
to watch him play Killer Instinct. Do not move or Conker
will put it away.
Conker whistling
When Conker is inside the barn and he does not move
for awhile, sometimes when he sits down and stretches his legs
it sounds as if he is whistling to the music playing in the barn.
Conker reading
Allow the game to idle and Conker he will eventually
pull out a magazine. When he does, press [R] and angle the
view correctly to look at the magazine.
Conker being bored
During the game, let the controller idle for a few
minutes. Conker will start to do things like play with a yoyo
or drink something. When you leave the controller alone when you
are in Rock Solid (in the Unga Bunga Chapter), Conker will start
doing the worm.
Allow the game to idle and Conker will say "What are you
doing? Stop doing that or you will go blind."
Conker diving into land
This works especially well in the beginning of the
Birdy chapter because you have not learned to hover or swim yet.
While floating in water, jump and rapidly press [A] in the
air. You will dive into the water. If you position yourself near
land correctly, you will dive into the land. Conker's head will
get stuck in a comical fashion.
Barn Boys: Extra lives
There is a cliff near the bouncing boxes that you can
climb up. Climb up and go to the middle rock, in the back. From
there jump up into the air and press [B]. Conker will do
an anvil move, revealing a tail for ten each. Leave the level
or intentionally die and another ten will appear again in the
same location.
Barn Boys: Sick Conker
When you first enter the Barn Boys level, go to the
rat that is near the two blocks (where the big female block is
on top of the little male block). Notice that every now and then
the rat will fart or burp. When he does, run into the gas that
the rat makes and Conker will cough and puke. You can do this
as many times as desired.
Cheese Farm: Extra lives
Go to the Cheese Farm (where you talked to Burt). Jump
over the high platforms at the end of the farm. When you jump
over one of the platforms, a light bulb will appear. Press [B].
The platform will burst in the ground and there is a tail inside.
Take it to get ten lives instantly. Exit the level then return
to the Cheese Farm again. The platform is still away and the tail
is back. Get it again for another ten lives. Repeat this as many
times as needed.
Spooky: Strange zombies
When you are in the Spooky chapter, you can make the
zombies go limbless (no legs or arms). However, they still can
still attack. Aim for the top of the shoulder to knock out the
arms. To knock out the legs you need to aim for the upper thighs.
The first shot you take at the midsection of the zombie will put
a hole straight through it.
Spooky: Defeating zombies
It helps to stand on objects such as window ledges,
thin gravestones, or anything that a zombie cannot get to when
shooting them. By doing this, they cannot reach and try to attack
you to interrupt your shooting. Remember, Conker can jump but
zombies cannot.
The Beach: Stop the clock
You can stop the clock on The Beach multi-player level.
As a Frenchy, go to the detonator/plunger used to blow up the
Tediz. Wait on the far side of the hill until time reaches five
seconds, then jump on the plunger when time reaches two seconds.
The Tediz will blow up and time will stop at 0 seconds. Feel free
to wait for the detonator to reset and continue to blow up the
Tediz as often as you want without time limit.
In the Beach multi-player level, when you start jump in the water
your time limit for the Frenchies restarts.
Colors: Best sniping location
Get the sniper and stand next to the machine gun on
the left side. You will have a perfect aim for the sniper ports,
machine gun, and the middle road in between the bases with nothing
in your way.
Hangover: Helium
After you try the first B-pad once, press it again.
Conker will pull out some helium and hand it to the scarecrow.
Heist: Sniper rifle
In multi-player mode, go right above the center with
the money. Hold [Z] and press [A] to do a high jump.
Go around until you see a door and enter it to get the sniper
rifle. Note: This plan get easily foiled in Einstein mode.
Raptor: Avoid getting hit
In Raptor multi-player mode, if you are the Ouggas,
stand under the frying pan (not to close to the fire). The Raptors
cannot hit you. If you shoot them, sometimes they will jump onto
the frying pan.
Total War: Get to bridge without
going through tunnel
Go straight outside under the bridge. Go directly next
to it, but underneath. Run straight to the ledge. Before you are
on it, jump onto it then keep running.
Total War: Bounce off roof
Go onto a ledge next to the gas bomb and throw a grenade.
Next go to the grenade and do a super jump (hold [Z] and
press [A]). If done correctly, you will hit the roof, bounce
off, and lose two bits of life.
Total War: Easy kill
When someone is in the sniper tower, throw a grenade
or a grenade stick in to the tower for an easy kill.
Total War: Mostly invincible taunting
Select "War" in multiplier an choose "Total
War". Edit the settings as follows: "Score" to
"40", "Lives" to "5", and "A.I.:"
to "Inbred" (recommended) or "Einstein". Set
the game up so that players one and two are on the same team and
have the same amount of CPU players on each team. Be on either
team and have player two get the enemy team's canister and plant
it. While the five second countdown is in progress (you must be
in either base, although this works best in the enemies' base)
quickly run onto the first floor to a gas mask. After the countdown,
stay in your "private little room" and it will appear
as if the blue door is open, but it is closed. Your perspective
shows the door open, but the other characters' perspective shows
it as closed. The enemies will run up to the door and start jumping
up and down and you cannot be hurt. However, the flame thrower
can still hit you. It is impossible to have a weapon while you
are in there, but you can have grenades or pipe bombs (depending
on which side you are on.
Unlimited Tails
Find the hook on a sign in the Windy I level. Intentionally
lose a life to start the hook tutorial. The hook will now have
a Tail for extra lives. Take the tail and return to the Hungover
level. Return, and another Tail will appear on the same hook.
Repeat this to get as many lives as needed.
Hidden Tail
Go to the farm area and run to where the cheeses are
located. Once there, jump up onto the cliffs surrounding the cheese
stable. Jump as you make your way across and you will eventually
see a chance to use the action button. Use it to turn into an
anvil and break the rock away. In the newly uncovered room is
a hook. Once you die and see the intermission sequence about Tails,
you can go back here for a Tail worth ten.
More multi-player characters
In multi-player war (Total War or Colors) press "Analog-stick
Up" or [Down] to get more characters when choosing the
amount of allies or enemies.
Steal lives in multi-player mode
During any multi-player game where the number of lives
is set at five, you can steal lives from your teammates (if they
have any left), by repeatedly pressing [A] upon losing your
last life. The stolen life can be from a human or a sim player.
Stealth in multi-player mode
In multi-player, choose "War" and pick up
the Katana (sword). You will disappear off the radar and make
no sound (footsteps or breathing) when you have it equipped.
Spy for the Tediz in multi-player
mode
When playing as a Squirrel in Colors, kill about fifteen
of your own men when there are Tediz around and they will not
attack you. This allows you to get into their base untouched.
Note: When someone scores a point or you kill too many Tediz,
they will begin to attack you once again.
Walkie-talkie death in multi-player
mode
When in War or any other multi-player mode where the
Tediz or Squirrels say something on a walkie-talkie, kill them
as they taunt you. You will hear them die or choke.
Weapons in gas mask place in multi-player
mode
This trick requires perfect timing. When someone gets
the canister, run up to the gas mask door above where you get
the Uzis. When it opens, grab the mask and quickly run to the
knives or katana. Stand directly in front of it as closely as
possible without taking it. After the gas fills, take the knives
or katana the instant the timer goes off and quickly run back
in where the gas mask was located. If done correctly, you should
have gotten half a second before the door closed. If you took
the katana, you could stab outside of the door, However, chances
are part of you would open for a shot. If you chose knives, when
you throw them they will not go through. However, if a Tedi is
standing in front of the door, you can hit him in the head if
the knife stays in the door and does not fall out.
Machine gun chair trick in multi-player
mode
Go to a multi player game with a machine gun chair.
Get the shotgun or flamethrower, and if somebody is in the chair,
shoot them. If using the shotgun, shoot at mid range. With the
flamethrower, they will run uncontrollably while siting down.
With the shotgun, they will spin in the chair.
Hint: Defeating the CPU in multi-player mode:
When playing "War", use the following tricks to defeat
the CPU. There are different places where the guards stand if
you are trying to get into the base or get the flags.
In Total War, if you are playing with six CPU characters, there
will be one guarding the ground entrance, one guarding the main
door entrance, one shooting as a sniper, one guarding where you
enter by the chainsaw weapon pickups, and two going around and
trying to get into your base. In Colors, there is one on the big
machine gun, one sniping people, two guarding the ground entrances,
and two going around trying to get into both of the bases. All
these only work under the normal difficulty setting. Note: Some
of these may not work because the Tediz are more likely to attack
than defend. The Squirrels are more likely to defend.
Get called a traitor
In multi-player war, start shooting people on your
team. They will eventually start shooting back and will call you
a traitor. Try doing this as a squirrel. This is useful in colors
mode to get closer to the flag.
Do the traitor trick, but keep killing your teammates repeatedly.
If done correctly, they will not stop killing you until you quit.
Reborn a traitor
Kill about five or more people, then kill them a little
more. Then, hold a bomb next to your teammate. When you come back
they will be aiming at you with hand cannons and sniper rifles.
Katana revenge
Start a multi-player game, do not pick up or use anything,
and go directly for the katana (sword). Then, go out to the Tediz
base and only kill the opponents with the swords. All the other
Tediz will get mad and also get the sword. They will all come
after you with the sword. This trick does not work unless performed
perfectly.
Jump with katana
Select multi-player mode and go to any level and get
the katana (sword). Take it out then hold [Z] and press [A].
You will jump in the air with the katana.
Grenades and bombs
The longer you hold a grenade or bomb, the farther
it will go. For the bomb, try looking at the fuse to use it as
a timer. For the grenades, try using the ticking sound. The more
the fuse is lit or the faster the sound ticks, the farther the
weapon will go. Do not hold these explosive items too long or
they will explode.
A.I. difficulty levels
The following are the difficulty levels for the A.I.
on multi-player mode:
Einstein: Very Hard
Bastard: Hard
Normal: Medium
Crap: Easy
Inbred: Very Easy
Spooky mansion sounds
When you are in the mansion in the spooky levels, listen
to the sounds in the background. You can hear children laughing
and babies crying.
Honor music
On the War chapter Sole Survivor, when you are at the
intermission sequence, press [L] to hear the music that plays
when the sniper that is talking to Conker gets killed by the Tediz.
Glitch: Floating Conker
Die before you hit the water on Poo Mountain.
Glitch: Double jump without hitting the
ground
Press [A] to jump then repeat before you hit the
ground. If done correctly, you will not hit the ground.
Glitch: Floating flips with a sword in
multi-player mode
Get the sword with any character and rapidly press
[A].
Glitch: Float in multi-player mode
Select multi-player mode, then go into war, then colors.
You can be a Tediz or a Squirrel. Hop into the turret gun and
start to fire. Jump out while you are firing. You will start float
for up to three to four seconds. This can be done as many times
as desired
Glitch: Do not get shot in multi-player
mode
In Total War, this can be whenever you or one of your
teammates have the canister. When you get a gas mask, continue
to stay there. When all the gas has cleared up, stand where the
masks are picked up. You should be there and no one will be able
to shoot you. You will not be able to see outside of the area
where the masks are at. You will be able to stay in there as long
as desired, unless someone gets the canister and shoots you, or
if you throw a grenade and kill yourself. You will be able to
get out at anytime desired. If you have other human players trying
to shoot you trough the glass, they will not be able to.
On the Beach in multi-player mode, jump on the booby-trap when
the clock hits 0 and the laser will not kill you. Note: This only
works when you are playing with all CPU characters, except yourself.
Glitch: Jumping cheese
Go to the Barn Boys level. Knock out a piece of cheese,
pick it up, and do not move. If you do not press anything on the
controller, after about 30 seconds the cheese will jump from your
hands and splatter on the ground, but Conker will still have his
hands up, as if he were still holding hit. His face will quickly
flick from a frown to a smile. Press [R] to zoom in on his
face to see this better.
Glitch: Floating knife
Play Total War in multi-player mode. Get a knife and
stand next to a sniper rifle. Wait for somebody to get in the
room, then throw a knife at his head (not at his face). Immediately
take the sniper rifle and destroy his head. The knife will still
be floating where you hit the opponent.
When you or another teammate gets the canister, go downstairs
with them with knives. When the two big doors go all the way down,
throw a knife at one. When the door comes back up the knife will
float.
Glitch: Fight the Great Mighty Poo without
music
When fighting the Great Mighty Poo, press [L]
as soon as the intermission begins. If done correctly, no music
will play during your battle. Note: You cannot win with no music
because he will not open his mouth and say aah.
Glitch: Invisible Barn Boys Bees
After you complete the sunflower part, do not exit
Barn Boys. Go to the first location where you found the bees.
He will wave his hands like if the bees were still there.
Glitch: Frozen game
When you are playing a multi-player beach mode game,
go to the sniper position and shoot a Frenchy when he is in the
water swimming. Shoot him in the head and the game will lock up
after he dies. You have to restart the game to continue.
Glitch: Shadows
Ride on the raptor in the Uga-Buga chapter "Raptor
Food". When Conker is on the raptor, it does not show the
shadow of Fangy. All you see is Conker floating.